Guide to a Champion on Ice

Being a straight male figure skater can pose many underlying challenges that must be managed at the same time. Before partaking in such venture, Average Chos cautions readers the journey would be ill advised and not enjoyable for the homophobic. One of the first recommended courses of action is to first teach the aspiring male figure skater karate. That way he can be known as that figure skater that knows karate. The proper use of meditation must also be mastered. Usage should strictly be restricted for the mental preparation of the spandex he is required to wear. Bicycle pants are recommended to prevent junk from being broadcasted in cold rinks. With mastery of these skills, mastery of figure skating is only 10,000 hours of practice away.