Impressive numbers
The New York jack pot provocatively dangles her titties at $500 million right now, leveling up more than $1 million in just one day. Yesterday, I placed all my hopes and dreams into my first ever lottery pool. Stamping a prayer and a piece of my life force on George Washington's face, I handed him over to my across-the-cubicle neighbor and fantasized over who I would slap in the face first with my wallet. In total, 30 people from the office joined in on the lottery pool. At a dollar a ticket, 30 of us are sharing 30 different, 5 number combinations. The jackpot total divided by 30 is $16.666666666667 million. I stand to make a profit of $16,666,665.66.
How to increase my odds of winning
Wrap my body in aluminum foil and climb trees during the next severe thunder storm.
Superstition?
No.
The odds of getting struck by lightning twice are better than the odds of winning the lottery. Therefore, lighting increases your odds of winning the lottery and getting super powers.
My multimillion dollar budget in chronological order
1 McChicken
1 hybrid jungle cat
1 trophy wife
1 house with a two acre backyard for the hybrid jungle cat
1 divorce lawyer
1 bankruptcy lawyer
1 NY jackpot lottery ticket
Paz y Mucho Amor,
CG³, your Cubed Guerrilla
