Guide to Ramenface-itis

Ramenface-itis – though technically not a medical condition till the turn of the decade, Ramenface-itis originated during the onset of Japan’s Edo Era. In 1603 feudal Japan, local villagers often referred to the condition as Fatface-son or Godzilla. Although the Japanese invented ramen, Koreans elevated ramyun to a whole new level… 300 percent of your daily sodium intake.

The chain reaction that leads to Ramenface-itis:

1. Eat ramen noodles
2. Drink the delectable salt infused soup
3. Fall asleep from the MSG content

The Average Chos warn that you will wake up with a face twice the normal size and experience symptoms comparable to a hangover.

Guide to a Champion on Ice

Being a straight male figure skater can pose many underlying challenges that must be managed at the same time. Before partaking in such venture, Average Chos cautions readers the journey would be ill advised and not enjoyable for the homophobic. One of the first recommended courses of action is to first teach the aspiring male figure skater karate. That way he can be known as that figure skater that knows karate. The proper use of meditation must also be mastered. Usage should strictly be restricted for the mental preparation of the spandex he is required to wear. Bicycle pants are recommended to prevent junk from being broadcasted in cold rinks. With mastery of these skills, mastery of figure skating is only 10,000 hours of practice away.