2. Don’t do it.
3. Forget why you’re not supposed to do it and do it.
4. Text everyone in your immediate history they are a bitch face.
5. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOOOOOOVE YOU.
6. Apologize and explain to everyone in your immediate text history you’re under the influence.
7. Take subway because the poor reception prevents further texting.
8. Get off subway and notify everyone in immediate history you got lost in the subway.
9. Contact your ex.
10. Text random Spanish phrases.
11. Get home.
12. Go to bed ho. Just close your eyes and go to sleep ho.
13. Wake up next morning and encounter an intuitive fear of your smart phone.
14. Experience inner struggle on whether or not you should read what you wrote.
15. Read what you wrote.
16. Recoil in terror.
17. Take a hot shower and cry.
18. Delete messages and pretend it never happened.
19. Remember why you're not supposed to TUI.
20. Don’t do it.
21. For the love of God, don’t do it.
2 comments:
You are good at this.
This is a purely hypothetical guide
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